*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*
‘am i right ladies’ is the best way to end any text post am i right ladies
i love that fall has a feeling, it’s not even the taste of smoke and barbeque in the air or the smell of wet dead leaves, it’s like a palpable feeling against your skin. it reminds me of renaissance festivals and cider barns and long highway drives to lawrence with the trees all sunset-shaded on the side of the road and cold night bonfires and guys i really fucking love autumn
a 90’s kid? don’t you mean sad adult?
Person: Omg how can you not like summer?!
Me: I don’t enjoy feeling like I’m in a sauna and sweating out 78% of the liquids in my body.
Person: Well why don’t you just wear shorts and a tank top?!
Me: Because after 9 coats of bug spray and taping a lit citronella candle to my head I have more bug bites than leg hair.